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Graduation speech

*Points to person*:  Fuck you
*Points to person*:  Fuck you
*Points to person*:  Fuck you
*Points to person*:  Fuck you
*Points to crush*:  Fuck me
*Points to person*:  Fuck you
*Points to person*:  Fuck you

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are