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Gamer sex tip #48

asaridancer:

Push your partner onto the bed, seductively crawl on top of them and kiss their neck. Give them a sultry smile, look them dead in the eye and say “find peace in the embrace of the goddess” and snap their neck.

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

Anonymous: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

stuartstormborn:

I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????